Who cares, who cares?

Sometimes, I have really deep thoughts about the meaning of life, the importance of human existence and the need to care about life. Usually, I'm eating.

quietelegy:

pasket:

biologicalresearch:

a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.

omfg

im crying

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 #dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

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bloggmageddon: theblairbetch: hippity-hoppity-brigade: breewriteswords: wellthatsclever: Full Article wowww. and I always thought it was so romantic. I always reblog this because for every one person who understands the true story behind this picture there’s about 50 who don’t. Agreed. Now that I know this, I see how forcefully he’s holding her and how uncomfortable she looks. This picture makes my skin crawl. shit do you see his fuckin’ hand and how her face looks all smushed what is wrong with us as a people

bloggmageddon:

theblairbetch:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

breewriteswords:

wellthatsclever:

Full Article

wowww. and I always thought it was so romantic.

I always reblog this because for every one person who understands the true story behind this picture there’s about 50 who don’t.

Agreed.

Now that I know this, I see how forcefully he’s holding her and how uncomfortable she looks. This picture makes my skin crawl.

shit do you see his fuckin’ hand

and how her face looks all smushed

what is wrong with us as a people

(Source: m0dizzle, via goldengatefridge)

karenkavett:

For Day 10 of my 12 Days of Christmas Project, I’ve written some Nerdfighter Mad Libs. I used to love Mad Libs books when I was a kid, so why not make some that are YouTube and nerdfighter themed? If you’ve never played, you’re going to need a friend to do it with. Before they read the story, have them give you words for the list on the right side. Then transfer those words over to the story on the left side and you end up with the most random, nonsensical story in the world.

I designed it so you can fold over the word list and fill them in without looking at the story. Let me know if you want me to make more of these someday! And if you do them, send me photos of what you come up with on Twitter or Tumblr! You can get the PDF’s below:

Download the first PDF
Download the second PDF

Happy Holidays!

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fishingboatproceeds: becbecause: missmellieryan: becbecause: missmellieryan: That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten. My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham. ‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’ “And in that moment, I swear we are ham.”  Wait. Wrong book.

fishingboatproceeds:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.” 

Wait. Wrong book.

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information


Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

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