Who cares, who cares?

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Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:03:34 +0000

quietelegy: pasket: biologicalresearch: a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:03:28 +0000

pasket:

biologicalresearch:

a girl walks into a room with flowers on her shirt. you hope she’s not like the last person you saw wearing a shirt like this. you approach her to ask what is her favorite flower and if she knows the scientific name. she can’t answer you. because she’s not a REAL fan of botany.

omfg

im crying

peaceloveandbrittana: toddlers are essentially just drunk...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 02:02:47 +0000

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids

Have you got a message for your fans? [x]

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 01:55:59 +0000

Have you got a message for your fans? [x]

#dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:23:16 +0000

#dude #Elrond #you’re a motherfucking Elf man #you could’ve felled that mortal motherfucker with a quirk of one perfectly manicured eyebrow #but no #you let that whiny little bitch walk off with the fucking One Ring and basically doomed all of Middle Earth to war #was it because you got dirty? #is that like Elven kryptonite? #your face got dirty and therefore you couldn’t get your bitchass in gear long enough to shove one puny human into a lake of fire? #is that why Legolas always keeps his face so damn clean all the time? #cause he learned from your dirty sweaty mistakes and knows that all that stands between him and obscurity is a bar of Dove soap? #wait…what was I talking about? #oh right #The One Ring #way to drop the ball son

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:22:38 +0000

bloggmageddon: theblairbetch: hippity-hoppity-brigade: breewri...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:21:42 +0000

bloggmageddon:

theblairbetch:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

breewriteswords:

wellthatsclever:

Full Article

wowww. and I always thought it was so romantic.

I always reblog this because for every one person who understands the true story behind this picture there’s about 50 who don’t.

Agreed.

Now that I know this, I see how forcefully he’s holding her and how uncomfortable she looks. This picture makes my skin crawl.

shit do you see his fuckin’ hand

and how her face looks all smushed

what is wrong with us as a people

laughoutmacleod: tessaviolet: gaksdesigns: Real-Life “The...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:20:07 +0000

laughoutmacleod:

tessaviolet:

gaksdesigns:

Real-Life “The Hobbit” Pub Opens in New Zealand. via

Yes, please.

with the wonders of seedum roofing in the modern world why on EARTH is this not “underground”?

karenkavett: For Day 10 of my 12 Days of Christmas Project,...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:18:41 +0000

karenkavett:

For Day 10 of my 12 Days of Christmas Project, I’ve written some Nerdfighter Mad Libs. I used to love Mad Libs books when I was a kid, so why not make some that are YouTube and nerdfighter themed? If you’ve never played, you’re going to need a friend to do it with. Before they read the story, have them give you words for the list on the right side. Then transfer those words over to the story on the left side and you end up with the most random, nonsensical story in the world.

I designed it so you can fold over the word list and fill them in without looking at the story. Let me know if you want me to make more of these someday! And if you do them, send me photos of what you come up with on Twitter or Tumblr! You can get the PDF’s below:

Download the first PDF
Download the second PDF

Happy Holidays!

fishingboatproceeds: becbecause: missmellieryan: becbecause: ...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 04:17:50 +0000

fishingboatproceeds:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

becbecause:

missmellieryan:

That’s the thing about ham, it demands to be eaten.

My thoughts are hams I cannot fathom into sandwiches

I’m not in the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of eating ham.

‘It’s a metaphor, see: You put the ham right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to be delicious.’

“And in that moment, I swear we are ham.”

Wait. Wrong book.

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 03:35:52 +0000

icantdotheonesteptwostep: shouldertappingghosts: haiirflip: today a guy confirmed that at boy...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 03:10:54 +0000

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

seafiish: CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 02:39:49 +0000

seafiish:

CLICK AND DRAG THIS LITERALLY EVERY FRAME IS GOLD

teenager: transparent ;)

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 02:38:35 +0000

teenager:

transparent ;)

actualcannibal: actualcannibal: wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them...

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 02:38:30 +0000

actualcannibal:

actualcannibal:

wow chubby babies are literally the cutest I could just eat them up

ok wow my url definitely makes this problematic

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:48:49 +0000

medonervevo: I feel like Rihanna would make a good exorcist.

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:47:00 +0000

medonervevo:

I feel like Rihanna would make a good exorcist.

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:46:41 +0000

Teacher: use harassment in a sentence

Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:41:10 +0000

Teacher: use harassment in a sentence
Student: I was in love with this girl and harassment a lot to me

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Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:40:17 +0000